The Top 15 Rejected Self-Help Books

15 Winning Through Whining

14 The Artist's Way at Home: Living Off Your Parents
-- Twelve Weeks to Financial Dependency

13 I'm OK, You Suck Big-Time

12 "It's a Dead Thing!" -- Martha Stewart's Guide to Funerals

11 Dogs are from Neptune and Cats are from Hell

10 Face It: Mental Health Isn't for Everyone

9 Using Self-Doubt to Overcome Good Health

8 Boogers for Fun *and* Profit!

7 Perspire Away Pounds by Sweating the Small Stuff

6 Bitch-Slap Yourself Skinny!

5 Drink And Grow Rich

4 Stop Molesting Your Inner Child!

3 The Couch Potato's Guide to Becoming a TV-Watchin' Tub o' Lard

2 Tequila Shots for the Soul

1 Men Are From Mars! We're #1! Go Mars!
We're Gonna Kick Your Ass, Venus!