You might be a redneck Jedi if:
You've ever used the phrase, "May the force be with
y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You've ever used your light
saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wing
fighter is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an
Ewok.
You've ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your
yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You've ever used the force to get
yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a
commercial.
You've ever used the force in conjunction with
fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over
to the dark side, it'll be a hoot."
You've ever had your R2 unit use its self-defense
electro-shock thing to get the barbecue grill to
light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land-speeder.
You've ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy
Duke shorts.
You have the doors
of your X-wing fighter welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you
kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to
treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to
Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a
redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the
cantina scene.
If you hear, "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle
..."