"Everybody's Free (To wear sunscreen)"
by Baz
Luhrmann
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97:
Wear
Sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip
for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have
been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more
reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your
youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your
youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos
of your self and recall in a way you can't
grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you
really
looked. You are not as fat as you imagine.
Don't
worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as
trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in
your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that
blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that
scares you.
Sing.
Don't
be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy.
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you
succeed in doing this,
tell me how.
Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank
statements.
Stretch.
Don't feel guilty if you don't know
what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't
know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-
year olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss
them when they're gone.
Maybe
you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th
wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself
either. Your choices are half chance. So are
everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can.
Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest
instrument you'll ever own.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living
room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty
magazines. They will only make
you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be
gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and
the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,
but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in
geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people
who knew you when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you
hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain
inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will
get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were
reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support
you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you
never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40
it will look 85.
Be careful whose
advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of
nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping
it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the
sunscreen.