Humor
Updated 07/06/04

Look, I'm a hell of a funny guy. At least, that is what I tell myself, and the women seem to laugh at me, usually when I am not looking. Enough of this, though, for I digress. I have created some pages based on jokes and stories that people have sent me. I do not search this stuff out - it just kind of comes to me.

And, not all of it is 'funny.' Some of it is philosophical, like me. If you want to learn more, go to my home page.

Worst golf foursome -added 7/6/04

Still another scam spam -added 7/6/04

Ice fishing with Bush and Kerry -added 6/15/04

Yes, ANOTHER Africa scam spam -added 6/14/04

Yet another Africa scam -added 6/9/04

Africa scam -added 6/9/04

Stupid questions -added 4/22/04

What if paint were sold like plane tickets? -added 4/22/04

A smart blonde -added 4/9/04

Christmas mugging -added 2/23/04

Detroit Lions humor -added 2/23/04

Monkey lovin' -added 2/23/04

Love those African scams... -added 2/10/04

A real e-mail I received... -added 12/15/03

Scams -added 11/19/03

Letter from Nigeria -added 11/14/03

Prison Vs Work -added 9/25/03

10 Reason to go to Work Naked -added 8/1/03

Tips vs Telemarketer -added 8/1/03

Girls night out -added 7/29/03

Kids books that didn't make it -added 7/21/03

Ebay description -added 7/16/03

10 things to say if caught sleeping at work -added 7/10/03

The Seven Dwarves -added 7/10/03

The golf fairy -added 6/18/03

The Bacon Tree -added 5/30/03

About Afairs -added 5/29/03

Useful Sayings -added 5/23/03

Penguin quandry -added 4/29/03

Home Remedies -added 4/22/03

The Towel Waver -added 4/16/03

Dr. Seuss on computers -added 4/9/03

Dennis Miller on Iraq -added 4/4/03

A real e-mail I received... -added 4/4/03

Air Force pumper -added 4/2/03

Funny printer message -added 3/31/03

Democrats on Iraq -added 3/24/03

How to say "I Love You" in 17 languages -added 3/24/03

Clinton jokes -added 3/18/03

Blond jokes -added 3/12/03

Son of a birch -added 3/11/03

WHY SOME AMERICANS SHOULD NEVER BE LET OUT OF THE COUNTRY -added 3/6/03

Chinese Lesson -added 2/10/03

Lawyer Buyout Program -added 2/4/03

Airline Accouncements -added 12/24/02

No More Gore... -added 12/22/02

Governmentium -added 12/18/02

Yo mama's so fat... -added 12/11/02

Top 10 signs you belong to a cheap HMO -added 11/24/02

The queen and the princess -added 11/11/02

Noah and the government -added 11/9/02

The Banker and the Fisherman -added 11/3/02

Why women take so long in the bathroom -added 11/2/02

Small town courtroom -added 10/29/02

Everyone is free to wear sunscreen -added 10/26/02

You might be a redneck Jedi if: -added 10/22/02

What your cars says about you -added 10/13/02

Driving in Detroit -added 10/13/02

Corporate lessons for life -added 10/12/02

SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN TENNESSEE - added 10/10/02

Twas the night before Ramadan -added 6/5/02

Top differences if dogs ran elections -added 6/3/02

Surprises from Clinton's farewall speech -added 6/2/02

The criminal Darwin Awards -added 6/1/02

The nine kinds of boy/girlfriends -added 5/30/02

Why dogs can't use computers -added 5/30/02

Apology to the Chinese government -added 5/30/02

How to sing the blues -added 5/29/02

Windows XP -added 5/29/02

Fun at the Drive Thru -added 5/29/02

Commandments For Men -added 5/29/02

Letter of Resignation -added 5/29/02

Social Geography -added 4/22/02

Dangerous Doctors -added 4/10/02

Anagrams - added 3/22/02

Information flow - added 9/7/01

Things you wish you could say at work - added 9/7/01

Trouble Ticket - added 9/7/01

19 Things... - added 8/31/01

Man Test - added 8/30/01

Consultants - added 8/8/01

Clinton in Hell - added 6/26/01

Top ten drawbacks to working in a cubicle - added 6/19/01

You know you grew up in the 80's - added 6/15/01

You know you're in California when... - added 5/8/01

Lessons in teamwork - added 5/1/01

I am American - added 4/12/01

St. Patricks Day Self Help Guide - added 3/30/01

Amish problems - added 3/21/01

Paybacks - added 3/16/01

So a panda walks into a bar... added 1/10/01

Christmas - added 1/3/01

Work - added 1/3/01

Self help books - added 12/13/00

Ballad of Computer Hillbillies - added 12/8/00

Best comeback - added 11/17/00

Nature - added 11/14/00

Office Christmas party - added 11/13/00

Geek T-shirts - added 11/10/00

Dangers of Bread - added 10/2/00

Lions - added 9/26/00

New dog breeds - added 9/6/00

Presidential Humor - updated 8/25/00

Michigan - updated 7/20/00

Clinton - updated 7/19/00

Kids - updated 7/19/00

Late for a wedding - added 7/17/00

Hell humor - updated 7/5/00

Saying - updated 7/5/00

Resignation Letter - added 6/29/00

Lawyer Humor - updated 6/29/00

Drivers - added 6/28/00

Top 10 - updated 6/28/00

Beer - updated 6/19/00

Ed Zachary - added 6/14/00

MSU - updated 6/2/00

Signs you've too much of the 90's - added 6/2/00

Poetry - added 6/2/00

Yo mama's so fat... added 6/2/00

Santa - updated 6/2/00

Working - updated 6/1/00

Spaghetti - added 3/28/00

Little Johnny - updated 3/28/00

Signs of weirdness - added 3/28/00

Blonde Joke - updated 3/23//00

Lessons I've Learned - updated 3/3//00

Yuppies - updatd 3/2/00

Differences between men and women - updated 3/2/00

Sex jokes - updated 3/2//00

Vito and Vladamir - added 3/2/00

Redneck humor - updated 3/1/00

Parables - updated 3/1/00

Shallow Thoughts - added 2/29/00

Flight attendant - added 2/28/00

Buying paint - added 2/21/00

Quotes updated 2/21/00

Driving - updated 2/8/00

Cowboy - added 2/8/00

Be glad you don't work here - added 2/8/00

Tech support humor - updated 2/7/00

Traveling - updated 2/5/00

Check you size first - added 02/4/00

Things you wish you could say at work - added 2/3/00

Gross Humor - added 2/2/00

The magical properties of toilet paper - added 2/2/00

Strange customs - added 2/1/00

Lucky Frog - added 1/27/00

Love - added 1/27/00

Books - added 1/25/00

New Windows Version - added 1/21/00

Ethnic jokes - added 1/12/00

Jokes - updated 1/6/00

Holiday - updated 01/04/00

Drinking - added 12/29/99

Dating - added 12/17/99

Wisdom - added 12/09/99

Women - updated 11/17/99

Sports - added 10/12/99

Spiders - added 10/12/99

Error Messages - added 10/8/99

Quiz about men - added 10/5/99

Facts - added 10/5/99

Kids on relationships - updated 9/30/99

Misunderstanding - added 9/30/99

Lessons - added 9/30/99

Rejected Hallmark cards - added 9/27/99

Secrets of a good marriage - added 9/27/99

The 80's - added 9/23/99

Lessons - added 9/23/99

Radio contest - added 9/23/99

Mastercard - added 9/23/99

Psychic - added 9/16/99

Suffolk County Cop - added 9/16/99

King Arthur - added 9/2/99

Cookies - added 9/2/99

Limits of stubbornness - added 8/13/99

Life in Arizona - added 8/9/99

Why did the chicken cross the road? - added 8/9/99

Bar trip - added 8/9/99

25 things women will never say - added 8/9/99

Lone Ranger - added 8/9/99

Exam excuses - added 8/9/99

Pick up lines - updated 7/29/99

Fast moped - added 7/28/99

If cars were like Win95 - added 7/28/99

Pregnant Woman - added 7/28/99

Get the right verse - added 7/27/99

Beer lover - added 7/16/99

Last Night - added 7/15/99

Computer Camp - added 7/15/99

Early Retirement Plan - added 7/14/99

Y to K - updated 7/14/99

Bedroom Golf - added 7/14/99

Common phrases - added 7/14/99

For Valentine's... added 7/12/99

Fourth of July - added 7/9/99

Top 14 signs you're not living la vida loca - added 7/9/99

Bumper Stickers - updated 7/7/99

People test - added 6/30/99

Slogans - added 6/30/99

World's Easiest Test - added 6/30/99

Trailer Trash - added 6/30/99

George Carlinisms - updated 6/23/99

Jokes - updated 6/23/99

Nerds vs Jocks - added 6/22/99

The Writing's on the Wall...

UM Joke

Titanic: The Quick Version

The Parrot Story

Bands that belong together

Dilbert-Like quotes

Today

25 Reasons to serve alcohol at work

Why, Charlie Brown, Why?

Women

You've been in corporate America too long...

Things to ponder

How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace

The Secret of Antigravity

The Night Before Lewinsky

Kaczynski / Lewinsky limrics

O.J according to Dr. Suess

The pheasant and the bull

Potential and reality

Clinton Leer

Class excuses

Nerd Season

Bill Clinton in winter

Engineer

Fractured Fairy Tales

Dr. Seuss meets Zippergate

Country Songs

God is missing

Feel like a woman

Mind Tricks

MSU will beat OSU

ATM Procedures

Computer Genders

Rejection Lines

5 Toughest Questions

Help the NBA

Ventriloquist Cowboy

How Cold Is It?

How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey

AT&T Revenge

Are you a yankee?

Origin of the angel on top of a Christmas tree

So you wanna date my daughter...

Remember when

Classes for men and women

Rules for work

Lifesavers.htm

Employee evaluations

Automobile Acronymns

The Balloonist

Embarrassing moments

Virus alert

Tickle Me Elmo

Superman the drunk

Drinking jet fuel

Don't lie to mother

Vocabulary

Quick thoughts

Urban legends

Three wishes

Sherlock

Vernon vs the nun

Leaders

Fun with the IRS

Bird story

Voice mail greetings

Working in the 90's

Bill and Hillary

Computer jargon

New pastor in town

Drinkers of the world unite

E-mail from beyond

Things to do to annoy people in the mens room

The honeymoon is over

Genie

Tips for the boss

Workers of the world

Horoscope

Bad day

Lemon squeezer

Radio stations

Heaven and Hell

Tastes like sugar

How many Big 10 students does it take to screw in a lightbulb

Viruses

Man test

Feeling Old?

Titantic vs Clinton

Tax time

McDonald's applicant

The point sytem

Friendship

Tips to make life simpler

Office Games

Phrase Origins

Kinds of sex

How much is that Barbie?

Darwin Awards (updated 6/1/99)

Neat trick

Tandem writing

Reasons to be a man

Inspiration messages

Things you won't hear from a southerner

Interesting facts

Ebonics

Too much 90's

Motivational sayings

Men can't win

How to...

Chicken gun

Interview Dont's

The meaning of words

Pumpkin lovin'

Star Trek humor

Running nuns