Humor
Updated 07/06/04
Look, I'm a hell of a funny guy. At least, that is what I tell myself, and the women seem to laugh at me, usually when I am not looking. Enough of this, though, for I digress. I have created some pages based on jokes and stories that people have sent me. I do not search this stuff out - it just kind of comes to me.
And, not all of it is 'funny.' Some of it is philosophical, like me. If you want to learn more, go to my home page.
Worst golf foursome -added 7/6/04
Still another scam spam -added 7/6/04
Ice fishing with Bush and Kerry -added 6/15/04
Yes, ANOTHER Africa scam spam -added 6/14/04
Yet another Africa scam -added 6/9/04
Africa scam -added 6/9/04
Stupid questions -added 4/22/04
What if paint were sold like plane tickets? -added 4/22/04
A smart blonde -added 4/9/04
Christmas mugging -added 2/23/04
Detroit Lions humor -added 2/23/04
Monkey lovin' -added 2/23/04
Love those African scams... -added 2/10/04
A real e-mail I received... -added 12/15/03
Scams -added 11/19/03
Letter from Nigeria -added 11/14/03
Prison Vs Work -added 9/25/03
10 Reason to go to Work Naked -added 8/1/03
Tips vs Telemarketer -added 8/1/03
Girls night out -added 7/29/03
Kids books that didn't make it -added 7/21/03
Ebay description -added 7/16/03
10 things to say if caught sleeping at work -added 7/10/03
The Seven Dwarves -added 7/10/03
The golf fairy -added 6/18/03
The Bacon Tree -added 5/30/03
About Afairs -added 5/29/03
Useful Sayings -added 5/23/03
Penguin quandry -added 4/29/03
Home Remedies -added 4/22/03
The Towel Waver -added 4/16/03
Dr. Seuss on computers -added 4/9/03
Dennis Miller on Iraq -added 4/4/03
A real e-mail I received... -added 4/4/03
Air Force pumper -added 4/2/03
Funny printer message -added 3/31/03
Democrats on Iraq -added 3/24/03
How to say "I Love You" in 17 languages -added 3/24/03
Clinton jokes -added 3/18/03
Blond jokes -added 3/12/03
Son of a birch -added 3/11/03
WHY SOME AMERICANS SHOULD NEVER BE LET OUT OF THE COUNTRY -added 3/6/03
Chinese Lesson -added 2/10/03
Lawyer Buyout Program -added 2/4/03
Airline Accouncements -added 12/24/02
No More Gore... -added 12/22/02
Governmentium -added 12/18/02
Yo mama's so fat... -added 12/11/02
Top 10 signs you belong to a cheap HMO -added 11/24/02
The queen and the princess -added 11/11/02
Noah and the government -added 11/9/02
The Banker and the Fisherman -added 11/3/02
Why women take so long in the bathroom -added 11/2/02
Small town courtroom -added 10/29/02
Everyone is free to wear sunscreen -added 10/26/02
You might be a redneck Jedi if: -added 10/22/02
What your cars says about you -added 10/13/02
Driving in Detroit -added 10/13/02
Corporate lessons for life -added 10/12/02
SIGNS YOU'RE AT A WEDDING IN TENNESSEE - added 10/10/02
Twas the night before Ramadan -added 6/5/02
Top differences if dogs ran elections -added 6/3/02
Surprises from Clinton's farewall speech -added 6/2/02
The criminal Darwin Awards -added 6/1/02
The nine kinds of boy/girlfriends -added 5/30/02
Why dogs can't use computers -added 5/30/02
Apology to the Chinese government -added 5/30/02
How to sing the blues -added 5/29/02
Windows XP -added 5/29/02
Fun at the Drive Thru -added 5/29/02
Commandments For Men -added 5/29/02
Letter of Resignation -added 5/29/02
Social Geography -added 4/22/02
Dangerous Doctors -added 4/10/02
Anagrams - added 3/22/02
Information flow - added 9/7/01
Things you wish you could say at work - added 9/7/01
Trouble Ticket - added 9/7/01
19 Things... - added 8/31/01
Man Test - added 8/30/01
Consultants - added 8/8/01
Clinton in Hell - added 6/26/01
Top ten drawbacks to working in a cubicle - added 6/19/01
You know you grew up in the 80's - added 6/15/01
You know you're in California when... - added 5/8/01
Lessons in teamwork - added 5/1/01
I am American - added 4/12/01
St. Patricks Day Self Help Guide - added 3/30/01
Amish problems - added 3/21/01
Paybacks - added 3/16/01
So a panda walks into a bar... added 1/10/01
Christmas - added 1/3/01
Work - added 1/3/01
Self help books - added 12/13/00
Ballad of Computer Hillbillies - added 12/8/00
Best comeback - added 11/17/00
Nature - added 11/14/00
Office Christmas party - added 11/13/00
Geek T-shirts - added 11/10/00
Dangers of Bread - added 10/2/00
Lions - added 9/26/00
New dog breeds - added 9/6/00
Presidential Humor - updated 8/25/00
Michigan - updated 7/20/00
Clinton - updated 7/19/00
Kids - updated 7/19/00
Late for a wedding - added 7/17/00
Hell humor - updated 7/5/00
Saying - updated 7/5/00
Resignation Letter - added 6/29/00
Lawyer Humor - updated 6/29/00
Drivers - added 6/28/00
Beer - updated 6/19/00
Ed Zachary - added 6/14/00
MSU - updated 6/2/00
Signs you've too much of the 90's - added 6/2/00
Poetry - added 6/2/00
Yo mama's so fat... added 6/2/00
Santa - updated 6/2/00
Working - updated 6/1/00
Spaghetti - added 3/28/00
Little Johnny - updated 3/28/00
Signs of weirdness - added 3/28/00
Blonde Joke - updated 3/23//00
Lessons I've Learned - updated 3/3//00
Yuppies - updatd 3/2/00
Differences between men and women - updated 3/2/00
Sex jokes - updated 3/2//00
Vito and Vladamir - added 3/2/00
Redneck humor - updated 3/1/00
Parables - updated 3/1/00
Shallow Thoughts - added 2/29/00
Flight attendant - added 2/28/00
Buying paint - added 2/21/00
Quotes updated 2/21/00
Driving - updated 2/8/00
Cowboy - added 2/8/00
Be glad you don't work here - added 2/8/00
Tech support humor - updated 2/7/00
Traveling - updated 2/5/00
Check you size first - added 02/4/00
Things you wish you could say at work - added 2/3/00
Gross Humor - added 2/2/00
The magical properties of toilet paper - added 2/2/00
Strange customs - added 2/1/00
Lucky Frog - added 1/27/00
Love - added 1/27/00
Books - added 1/25/00
New Windows Version - added 1/21/00
Ethnic jokes - added 1/12/00
Jokes - updated 1/6/00
Holiday - updated 01/04/00
Drinking - added 12/29/99
Dating - added 12/17/99
Wisdom - added 12/09/99
Women - updated 11/17/99
Sports - added 10/12/99
Spiders - added 10/12/99
Error Messages - added 10/8/99
Quiz about men - added 10/5/99
Facts - added 10/5/99
Kids on relationships - updated 9/30/99
Misunderstanding - added 9/30/99
Lessons - added 9/30/99
Rejected Hallmark cards - added 9/27/99
Secrets of a good marriage - added 9/27/99
The 80's - added 9/23/99
Lessons - added 9/23/99
Radio contest - added 9/23/99
Mastercard - added 9/23/99
Psychic - added 9/16/99
Suffolk County Cop - added 9/16/99
King Arthur - added 9/2/99
Cookies - added 9/2/99
Limits of stubbornness - added 8/13/99
Life in Arizona - added 8/9/99
Why did the chicken cross the road? - added 8/9/99
Bar trip - added 8/9/99
25 things women will never say - added 8/9/99
Lone Ranger - added 8/9/99
Exam excuses - added 8/9/99
Pick up lines - updated 7/29/99
Fast moped - added 7/28/99
If cars were like Win95 - added 7/28/99
Pregnant Woman - added 7/28/99
Get the right verse - added 7/27/99
Beer lover - added 7/16/99
Last Night - added 7/15/99
Computer Camp - added 7/15/99
Early Retirement Plan - added 7/14/99
Y to K - updated 7/14/99
Bedroom Golf - added 7/14/99
Common phrases - added 7/14/99
For Valentine's... added 7/12/99
Fourth of July - added 7/9/99
Top 14 signs you're not living la vida loca - added 7/9/99
Bumper Stickers - updated 7/7/99
People test - added 6/30/99
Slogans - added 6/30/99
World's Easiest Test - added 6/30/99
Trailer Trash - added 6/30/99
George Carlinisms - updated 6/23/99
Jokes - updated 6/23/99
Nerds vs Jocks - added 6/22/99
25 Reasons to serve alcohol at work
You've been in corporate America too long...
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
How to cook a Thanksgiving turkey
Origin of the angel on top of a Christmas tree
So you wanna date my daughter...
Things to do to annoy people in the mens room
How many Big 10 students does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Darwin Awards (updated 6/1/99)