Finally, coffee worth $4 a cup:

Hot Spot Coffee Co. — set to open in Brighton Township on Aug. 1 — will deliver customers more than just a daily dose of caffeine and a smile.

The baristas — a collection of slim, attractive women typically in their 20s — will wear lingerie, bikinis and other sexy outfits while serving customers their choice of beverages.

This is why I'm not a coffee drinker, objectifying women like that. Who wants to see women in bikinis serve coffee, anyways? I mean, besides every man on the planet. Offensive and scandalous.